Wise Advice

Recipe for Preserving Children

• Take one large grass field
• Half a dozen children
• 2 or 3 small dogs
• a pinch of brook & some pebbles

Mix the children and dogs well together. Put them in the field, stirring constantly. Sprinkle field with flowers. Spread over all the deep blue sky and bake in hot sunshine. When well browned, remove to the bath tub.

~Taken from the Reformed Church of

Christchurch, New Zealand Cookbook